Time's up, [[Garfie]].(enchant: ?page, (text-colour: black) + (background: white))
...
Your name is [QP.].
Your time has come.
Your people need you.
*[[Visit twitter.com/garfield]]<img src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/hB-lc13Sjz0wrxS2CoLJp9eL0SprMz0xl_EwYCRXDfVcuzjGECbM5d4TX-Xgetg9l7SCdY_5aBcyoflHMzKR2ICnoKjp9tNeURVF1_uD0Kkx4moCrj_xjSy_IzF87fKE25blce-yPHrQnpmaDXekCCAzYpQGsJt2Y76yc2uKgzSxLXrvJaCK0S-eZCTmLxrSyT6awPKKQOgPpmiF8U_q08SFJGy9_L5bR_H2GfbtFPMYbHo9FlSvOr-l7_lTB9bxUxACh4HcgPtI842J73_n-13-vEU86jJ9wogWoLy8EXncGr23d61maATxsFqLcLqGUGL7v60ar57a4zSb0nweb86DJrTbim807NB1Xi_488DPMiQnYnO0161fzETnGUPjlIFXrQA3HZkZzbOHhfVyv7oyy2p0pJlDQUVkQlf66yJzY7FnmZb1Gl_5ds9y_lMXwLe5gMgPO0739cein_-DhTkwf-nCqP3jtucRoCPsbc6AdkvKx0yUuxAEBNsufonOsCEvQ00fJkoAkYdksSdD97dl57ap3YH_IE5AxdpAzkSafPVZQurVHGY3S1uM6OHuuNeDJjZCxz-FzgaMgOQqI7Zr-F6_IVLImeg_stCmQg=w1280-h626-no" height="626" width="1280">
*[[Disgusting.]]This twitter page is revolting and vitriolic to the bone. You shudder slightly, wondering how many innocent minds it has touched with it's darkened tendrils of hatred.
You close the tab from disgust.
*[[Plan your attack.]]As you see it, you have three choices:
►[[Spam.]]
►[[Threats.]]
►[[Be polite.]]
or
[[This is stupid.]]Good idea.
Spam can get you blocked from anywhere.
You have heard of many that have been blocked from twitter spam.
Oh, how you envy them.
You head to twitter.
With a brimming grin, you type 'garfield' into the search bar.
This is your final showdown.
You click on the profile.
<img src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/Elz2KcDIjkTXiVu4Hrlqa8DBW36FjMMATRuaFMZir3flUGMB3sOlG8bWNKcN4t9lQwRoksuE1FV8PLHyzLyMjqNxp8_1dubodgBhATUJawYruBstXrzL-kK2LmsrEA3Eq-USiRx4_bZg4dz-0Ab8Afv_UiliVrRvaCLPFPQE0mrENTY0gkGV8-7R33r2FwleVLvXDgOevBYzSfEPX15RRg6NQcD2Dli2txuF4GgjCPOr8VN2JtDTqeeETbpWG9UFdQFTt2XNDDRo9WL1CqnpqZVkjOZA4pKl1KJtCVV74QcOf0gZWGY-cQgKkvuHEYwrwccimOKwMMNmtl8u4tM9UMwm5U6Z-UnCYE5SZa-DX4Jkq-ziITKX9LsIuaAbFHtht1bV6SCCzuBNP8Yf0okZhLGHhLHN1VedeQ7N4aGwbVTwgcw9OQdD1-9R4ikouEn86gHneIH6UENLd0zXmlcxMnWE8iX_61zM7YYx-RjQApxQsnPibHAX4pxh1KqN0zJhHrAeWUpn7Qavo-dd4FBkd3CRxk20DAW6OO15dm3EXb2plb_aWmZYFIb_C6mnSChBUIZN-wcNgulIBiKUv3jdYgH0uqZGw7CywqHvmH46EA=w1280-h626-no" height="626" width="1280">
Deep breath.
Chuckling, you type "(either: "SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM", "BENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENISBENIS", "YOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCATYOUFATCAT")"
You get a notification.
"[[GarfieldFan has reported you.]]"You found the secret fourth option!!!
...Congrats.
42734353Ooh, an edgy one, aren't you?
Well, let's get a move on. You can't just say something like that and not go through with it!
You head to twitter.
With a slight smirk, you type 'garfield' into the search bar.
At last, this is it.
You click on the profile.
<img src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/Elz2KcDIjkTXiVu4Hrlqa8DBW36FjMMATRuaFMZir3flUGMB3sOlG8bWNKcN4t9lQwRoksuE1FV8PLHyzLyMjqNxp8_1dubodgBhATUJawYruBstXrzL-kK2LmsrEA3Eq-USiRx4_bZg4dz-0Ab8Afv_UiliVrRvaCLPFPQE0mrENTY0gkGV8-7R33r2FwleVLvXDgOevBYzSfEPX15RRg6NQcD2Dli2txuF4GgjCPOr8VN2JtDTqeeETbpWG9UFdQFTt2XNDDRo9WL1CqnpqZVkjOZA4pKl1KJtCVV74QcOf0gZWGY-cQgKkvuHEYwrwccimOKwMMNmtl8u4tM9UMwm5U6Z-UnCYE5SZa-DX4Jkq-ziITKX9LsIuaAbFHtht1bV6SCCzuBNP8Yf0okZhLGHhLHN1VedeQ7N4aGwbVTwgcw9OQdD1-9R4ikouEn86gHneIH6UENLd0zXmlcxMnWE8iX_61zM7YYx-RjQApxQsnPibHAX4pxh1KqN0zJhHrAeWUpn7Qavo-dd4FBkd3CRxk20DAW6OO15dm3EXb2plb_aWmZYFIb_C6mnSChBUIZN-wcNgulIBiKUv3jdYgH0uqZGw7CywqHvmH46EA=w1280-h626-no" height="626" width="1280">
Deep breath.
Flexing your knuckles, you type "(either: " I'm going to shoot up @pawsinc, @garfield.", "@garfield, you BETTER block me OR ELSE.", "Garfield you fat cat, I hate you so much. I'm going to unleash hell on @pawsinc unless you block me.")"
You get a notification.
"(either: "[[You have been blocked by @garfield.]]", "[[GarfieldFan has reported you.]]", "[[GarfieldFan has reported you.]]")"This just might work.
You have decided to simply ask to be blocked.
A bit of a cheat, but it definitely has a chance of working.
You head to twitter.
Trembling slightly, you type 'garfield' into the search bar.
this is it.
You click on the profile.
<img src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/Elz2KcDIjkTXiVu4Hrlqa8DBW36FjMMATRuaFMZir3flUGMB3sOlG8bWNKcN4t9lQwRoksuE1FV8PLHyzLyMjqNxp8_1dubodgBhATUJawYruBstXrzL-kK2LmsrEA3Eq-USiRx4_bZg4dz-0Ab8Afv_UiliVrRvaCLPFPQE0mrENTY0gkGV8-7R33r2FwleVLvXDgOevBYzSfEPX15RRg6NQcD2Dli2txuF4GgjCPOr8VN2JtDTqeeETbpWG9UFdQFTt2XNDDRo9WL1CqnpqZVkjOZA4pKl1KJtCVV74QcOf0gZWGY-cQgKkvuHEYwrwccimOKwMMNmtl8u4tM9UMwm5U6Z-UnCYE5SZa-DX4Jkq-ziITKX9LsIuaAbFHtht1bV6SCCzuBNP8Yf0okZhLGHhLHN1VedeQ7N4aGwbVTwgcw9OQdD1-9R4ikouEn86gHneIH6UENLd0zXmlcxMnWE8iX_61zM7YYx-RjQApxQsnPibHAX4pxh1KqN0zJhHrAeWUpn7Qavo-dd4FBkd3CRxk20DAW6OO15dm3EXb2plb_aWmZYFIb_C6mnSChBUIZN-wcNgulIBiKUv3jdYgH0uqZGw7CywqHvmH46EA=w1280-h626-no" height="626" width="1280">
Deep breath.
Cracking your knucles, you say "(either: "@garfield, please, please block me.", "@garfield, I *NEED* you to block me", "uh, please block me, @garfield.")"
You start trembling even more. You're practically shaking now.
You get a notification.
"(either: "[[You have been blocked by @garfield.]]", "[[GarfieldFan has reported you.]]", "[[GarfieldFan has reported you.]]", "[[GarfieldFan has reported you.]]")"Well that sucks.
you have recieved your final report, and that means your account has been deleted.
... Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all.
[[Try again?->Origin]]Utter euphoria floods your body.
This has been your goal for as long as you could remember.
You let out a blissful sigh, as your journey is complete.
[[Try again?->Origin]]You have been desynchronized from the body of QP.
We do not question the unbearable hatred of the garfield twitter.
We do not.
[[Try again?->Origin]]